fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

cumsock:

she dead

cumsock:

she dead

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

sexybieb:

if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry

princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal