that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry
i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”
80% chance he’s referring to anal